Look, just because I'm 17 and technology-savvy doesn't mean I want to buy your 400$ e-book reader (
that looks enough like the real thing!!!!1!! not). I don't know if you understand it, but there is an inherent joy to reading a book. The smell of new paper, the crisp new binding and the way the pages yellow and feel smooth in your hand after a couple hundred readings. I don't care what fancy gadget you're putting out that's going to 'revolutionize the way people read', you're not convincing me to buy it. As long as they print books, I'll be buying them, and once they stop- well, then I'm going to have to give in. But until then I'll pick the good old printed-on-paper and have a reassuring weight in my hands kind of book. So, no, thanks. Keep your awesome offer to yourself and close your mouth because your look of disbelief/amazement does nothing for your pretty features.